smoothserpent asked: green!
8 facts about my body.
Really? Maaan, I don’t even think I have eight of those. Okay, here we go.
- In the past six years or so I’ve sporadically transitioned between fit and fat. I’ll get out of shape, realize it’s a problem, fix it for a year, get relatively in shape (At one point it was pretty damn good), and then for some reason just sort of stop. As of late I’m sort of inbetween out of shape and in shape so it’s on me to get into the habit of exercise before it goes the undesirable way. I wish I was able to just keep it at “in shape” forever.
- I once had a stick lodged entirely through my ankle as a kid. I fell on a tree stump at this kid Joey’s house. Terrible things always happened to me there, including almost being run over by a truck and my first wood tick (Which is horrifying if you’re 10).
- My hair doesn’t grow out well. I wish it did, but it just gets really weird and awkward. I can’t even explain how bad it is.
- My stomach is really derpy. I don’t really think this has to do with my body so much as psychology, but as of late eating on a correct basis is becoming more difficult. At some point in my life I started associating negative energy (For lack of better description) with nausea, and so a build-up of said negative energy causes my stomach to go haywire. I don’t like it.
- I’ve never broken a bone. Now that I’ve written this on Tumblr I probably will. I’m actually surprised I’ve never broken a bone after all the stupid shit I’ve done.
- I honestly like the taste of spicy and hot foods, but my body doesn’t like to tolerate them. Another thing that bothers me. Maybe I just need to get a new stomach.
- I can’t make the Chewbacca noise. :(
- I can click my tongue against the roof of my mouth very loudly. I’ve only met a few other people who can do it as loud as I can. I don’t understand why this is such a big deal, or why it’s difficult for other people, but apparently it’s a thing. You just click… but loudly.